And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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