I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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