He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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