I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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