I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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