i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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