I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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