Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I wish there were birth control emojis
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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