he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
A bitchslap is in order.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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