I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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