so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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