VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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