don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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