At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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