Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look. http://tfl.nu/n3uw
  Replies (16) Good night (4995) Bad night (863)
• Favorite

  (559): View more from California

  You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (559): You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community. http://tfl.nu/nzga
  Replies (21) Good night (5884) Bad night (819)
• Favorite

  (951): View more from California

  There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (951): There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS. http://tfl.nu/ppbc
  Replies (63) Good night (6825) Bad night (783)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Oh and I threw up on myself...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine (303): Oh and I threw up on myself... http://tfl.nu/hxn5
  Replies (41) Good night (1758) Bad night (7312)
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot http://tfl.nu/slrj
  Replies (6) Good night (1895) Bad night (1388)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine http://tfl.nu/6flp
  Replies (12) Good night (1144) Bad night (3816)
• Favorite

  (618): View more from Illinois

  You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (618): You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel. http://tfl.nu/6eyp
  Replies (4) Good night (2294) Bad night (881)
• Favorite

  (606): View more from Kentucky

  It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (606): It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?" http://tfl.nu/9bht
  Replies (7) Good night (2584) Bad night (1065)
• Favorite

  (302): View more from Delaware

  the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (302): the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark http://tfl.nu/i1gh
  Replies (5) Good night (1722) Bad night (764)
• Favorite

  (415): View more from California

  Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (415): Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM! http://tfl.nu/lg7j
  Replies (5) Good night (704) Bad night (2223)
• Favorite

  (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (580): Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward. http://tfl.nu/95e7
  Replies (4) Good night (1619) Bad night (493)
• Favorite

  (754): View more from Florida

  Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (754): Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam. http://tfl.nu/he4s
  Replies (35) Good night (1259) Bad night (2456)
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday. http://tfl.nu/r4jt
  Replies (14) Good night (2544) Bad night (448)
• Favorite

  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (306): just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place http://tfl.nu/2srt
  Replies (4) Good night (562) Bad night (316)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING" http://tfl.nu/92g2
  Replies (1) Good night (640) Bad night (267)

Randomize