Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
