i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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