Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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