How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Randomize