Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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