Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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