do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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