im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Houston, we have a squirter
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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