Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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