do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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