Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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