I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You did what with his pubic hair?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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