On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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