I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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