we have officially lost it.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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