Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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