i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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