Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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