She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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