She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
