Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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