I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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