white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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