At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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