So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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