HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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