chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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