Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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