For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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