I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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