So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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