What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
So squirting runs in the family.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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