Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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