He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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