Having a random hookup so left but love u
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
