i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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