it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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