It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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