these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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